Office by Alex Penny
This Insanity. This Plague.
!!
YES! Someone please explain “young adult fiction” to me. Is it entirely about marketing?????
(Source: inkskinned, via porchwood)
DOES ARMANDO ADAPT DIFFERENTLY TO EACH PERSON HE HAS SEX WITH???!
BY WHICH I MEAN HIS DICK.
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
(Source: secretsbest, via c2ndy2c1d)
Starfleet issue eyeshadow.
(via cannedebonbon)
:D
OMG
omggggggggggggggg
AND THERE IT IS
IS THAT HUMAN ONE STILES?!
derek gets a loft but loses the camaro
i see
derek is only allowed one nice thing at a time
TRUTH
(via 1001-cranes)
I didn’t like my mom’s new boyfriend so he literally fed me until I tolerated him in my vicinity.
